Upcoming MainStage
Thought for Food
by Andrea Rassler
Directed by Matt Webster
Based on the novel: Miss Cecily's Recipes for Exceptional Ladies: A Novel by Vicky Zimmerman
Kate Parker’s life hits the most awkward it has been after a disastrous and confusing trip to France. Despite their best efforts, even her best friend and mother can’t seem to pick up the pieces. It takes a seemingly chance meeting with an acerbic nonagenarian and her off-hand loan of a recipe book to shed some light on new possibilities.

Performance Details
August 27 - September 6, 2026
Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays 8:00 pm
Saturdays and Sundays 2:00 pm
Ticket Prices $20 Senior/Student. $25 Adult
Warehouse Performing Arts Center, Cornelius
I'm Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire
by Samantha Hurley
Produced and Directed by Jessica Zingher
To cope with the absence of her father, neglect from her mother, and ridicule by her classmates, eighth grader Shelby Hinkley has put all of her time and energy into the only thing that matters in 2004: Spiderman. When leading a devout online fan club proves insufficient to her needs, Shelby decides to risk it all for love, kidnap famous actor Tobey Maguire, and marry him in her basement. Her fantasies of happily ever after start to crumble as she realizes Tobey may not be the charismatic heartthrob she thinks she knows. A Y2K farce, I’m Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire is a full-throttle explosion of our para-social relationships and the obsessions that detonate them.

Performance Details
September 25 - October 4, 2026
Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays 8:00 pm
Saturdays and Sundays 2:00 pm
Ticket Prices $20 Senior/Student. $25 Adult
Warehouse Performing Arts Center, Cornelius
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
by Edward Albee
George, a professor at a small college, and his wife, Martha, have just returned home, drunk from a Saturday night party. Martha announces, amidst general profanity, that she has invited a young couple – an opportunistic new professor at the college and his naïve new bride – to stop by for a nightcap. When they arrive the charade begins. The drinks flow and inhibitions melt. It becomes clear that Martha is determined to seduce the young professor, and George couldn’t care less. But underneath the edgy banter which engulfs both couples lurks an undercurrent of tragedy and despair. George and Martha’s inhuman bitterness toward one another is provoked by the enormous personal sadness that they have pledged to keep to themselves: a secret that has seemingly been the foundation for their relationship. In the end, the mystery in which the distressed George and Martha have taken refuge is exposed, finally revealing the degrading mess they have made of their lives.

Performance Details
November 6 - November 15, 2026
Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays 8:00 pm
Saturdays and Sundays 2:00 pm
Ticket Prices $20 Senior/Student. $25 Adult
Warehouse Performing Arts Center, Cornelius
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