About the Show
I'm Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire
by Samantha Hurley
Produced and Directed by Jessica Zingher
To cope with the absence of her father, neglect from her mother, and ridicule by her classmates, eighth grader Shelby Hinkley has put all of her time and energy into the only thing that matters in 2004: Spiderman. When leading a devout online fan club proves insufficient to her needs, Shelby decides to risk it all for love, kidnap famous actor Tobey Maguire, and marry him in her basement. Her fantasies of happily ever after start to crumble as she realizes Tobey may not be the charismatic heartthrob she thinks she knows. A Y2K farce, I’m Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire is a full-throttle explosion of our para-social relationships and the obsessions that detonate them.
Show Details (At-a-Glance)
Dates
Sept 25 - Oct 11, 2026
Showtimes
Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 PM
Saturdays & Sundays at 2:00 PM
Location
Warehouse Performing Arts Center
Cornelius, NC
Runtime
Approx. 2 hours (including intermission)
Content Advisory
Contains mature themes and fake funny prosthetic nudity.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Cast
Accessibility & Practical Info
Accessibility Notes:
Warehouse Performing Arts Center is committed to making theatre accessible to all. Please contact us in advance for accommodations, including wheelchair seating, assistive listening devices, or other accessibility needs.
Parking Info:
Parking is available nearby on a first-come, first-served basis. Please allow extra time for arrival during peak performance nights. Additional street parking is also available within walking distance.
Seating Notes:
Seating is general admission unless otherwise noted. Please arrive early to select your preferred seat. The venue is intimate, and sightlines are best from the center sections.
Late-Seating Policy:
Late seating is permitted only at designated breaks to minimize disruption. If you arrive late, a staff member will guide you to available seating when appropriate.
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